The maker of Grand Theft Auto, Rockstar Games, has finally come up with a solution to the secret sex scenes hidden in San Andreas.
It has produced a “patch” that will kill the original Hot Coffee download which gave access to the hidden pixelated bonking. And it has stuck it on a new site at NoMoreHotCoffee.com.
Quite who is going to go to the trouble of downloading something that stops Hot Coffee working is beyond me. Will concerned parents even know it exists? But then this isn't about any *real* concerns – it's to keep the Entertainment Software Rating Board (ESRB) happy.
The pubescent scenes have already seen the game pulled from thousands of stores worldwide and Rockstar wants to be seen as doing what it can to act like a responsible company. Ha!
What I really want to know is: who were the developers that created and sneaked these scenes in the finished game? Rockstar is keeping very quiet about that.
I say, let them get on with it, start up a whole adult games arm, producing high-quality fucking games. Of course, the whole division would need to get laid first. In the real world.
